Global Warming???

Well as I'm sure you're all aware (unless you've been living under a rock - or possibly just in another country. Or maybe in a coma somewhere - i digress) the UK has been suffering with "Arctic conditions" according to the weather smurfs and we're in for a lot more snow, ice...snowy ice......and other snowy icey things for the next couple of weeks or so. The UK hasn't suffered with weather this bad for a long, long time, so what's the cause of it? I'll tell you the cause of it - bloody global cooling, that's the cause of it! and who's fault is it? Who should we blame for you constantly landing on your backside every few steps? Who should we blame for your car travelling in every direction but forwards? Who should we blame for the kids not being at school and pelting you with snowballs every time you get up off your backside after slipping over? I'll tell you who's to blame! The bloody global warming twats - that's who! So how do we prevent this catastrophe from getting worse and from ever occurring again? Easy! We need to stop people using their bicycles, stop people walking to places, stop people using public transport! Everybody must travel everywhere by use of their own motor vehicle. If you don't drive, get someone to give you a lift or keep a petrol can handy and if you go somewhere, pour some petrol on the ground and set light to it. Do your bit to heat up the planet!

It's very simple, since the bloody "Green Brigade" started filling people's heads with all this global warming nonsense, encouraging people to "Go green" and use solar panels (which don't even work properly on my calculator, by the way!) to create their electricity and wood burners to heat their homes, and other such "economically friendly" rubbish, the world has begun to cool down drastically.

Do the planet a favour - go outside right now and start your car. Tell your neighbours to do the same. We MUST warm up the planet otherwise it'll be snowy icey weather for atleast another month!

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